Today's Specials

App:
Choir-kopitas
Soup:
Seasonal Joy Swirled with Twinkle-Lights
Salad:

Potato, Served in a Manger

Mains:

- Black Angus Tenderloin, Rubbed in Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh

- Vegetarian Jesus Lasagna

Dessert:

Nativi-Tea Cakes

Today's Specials

App:

Spicy Non-confidence Motion

Soup:

A Hyperbole of Promises

Salad:

Chunks of Political Platforms a la Press Release

Mains:

- Bland White Guy Under a Generic Haircut

- Regional Friction Dished Out as National Representation

Dessert:

NDP Orange Sherbet

Today's Specials

App:

Anxiety-Kabobs

Soup:

Stewed Subconscious

Salad:

Tossed Sheets on a Bed of Insomnia

Mains:

- Dead Horse, Served Kicked

- Spirals of Pessimistic Pasta Circled with Viscious Sauce

Dessert:

Turnovers

Today's Specials

App:
Roadside Service Station Salted Snack Mix
Soup:
10W40 For Extra Viscosity
Salad:
Sheaf of 2-point Traffic Tickets
Mains:
- Fast Lane Slow Poke Leg of Lamb
- Engine Block Eggs
Dessert:
Icy Parking Lot Doughnuts

Today's Specials

App:

Indeterminate Parking Lot Circling

Soup:

Ektorp-Ball

Salad:

Common Sense Solutions, Tastefully Dressed

Mains:

- Self-Assembled Chicken Club w/ Allan-Key Frites

- Swedish Meatballs

Dessert:

Meringue Veneered in Teak-Sugar Panels

Today's Specials

App:
Sleep-Deprived, Short-tempered Poppers
Soup:
Vegetable Broth Clouded W/ the Usual Assumptions
Salad:
Misunderstood Greens in Bittered Vinegar
Mains:
- Prodded Snapper in Jerk Spice
- Crab
Dessert:
Apologies Sweetened with Sugared Love

Today's Specials

App:

Flouride Napoleon

Soup:

Fricasseed Gums Served w/ Side of Bloodied Gauze

Salad:

Asian-style Floss in Sesame Toss

Mains:

- Chicken Cavity Injected With au jus Filling

- Glazed Molars

Dessert:

Marzipan Nightguards Topped With Ground Cinnamon

Today's Specials

App:
Dumplings Stuffed With Listed Items
Soup:
Stewed Sundries
Salad:
Freshly Clipped Coupons in Thrifty Dressing
Mains:
- Club-Packed Chicken Cordon Bleu, served with Presidentially Chosen Sides
- A Medley of Tinned Preserves, Sprinkled in a Melange of Aisle-5 Spices
Dessert:
Assortment of Wobbly Wheels of Cheese

Today's Specials

App:
7-Layer Traffic Clogs
Soup:
Hearty Suburban Stew in Edible Minivan Bowl
Salad:
Fresh Laughter of Children in Warm Dressing
Mains:
- Elfed Pork Medallions Served in Pointy Green Slipper Gravy
- North Pole Reindeer Medley Accompanied by High School Marching Bands
Dessert:
Santa Floats

Today's Specials

App:
Hot Stone Salsa w/ Chips
Soup:
Ayurvedic Consomme
Salad:
Spavocado
Mains:
- Back-Rubbed Beef in Aromatherapy Gravy
- Relaxed Mackerel Wrapped in Soothing Mud Mask
Dessert:
A Meditation of Chocolate

Today's Specials

App:
Thai Love Rolls in Engagement Sauce
Soup:
Seasonal Wedding Bisque w/ Creme Fraiche
Salad:
Mixed Field Love in Sparkly Diamond Vinaigrette
Mains:
- Boiled Chicken Veiled in Gravied Tuile, Richly Embroidered w/ Exotic Delights
- Organic Vegan Love Ringed w/ Colourful Floral Salad
Dessert:
Chocolate Amour Nippled w/ Dolloped Marital Fudge