Today's Specials

App:
7-Layer Traffic Clogs
Soup:
Hearty Suburban Stew in Edible Minivan Bowl
Salad:
Fresh Laughter of Children in Warm Dressing
Mains:
- Elfed Pork Medallions Served in Pointy Green Slipper Gravy
- North Pole Reindeer Medley Accompanied by High School Marching Bands
Dessert:
Santa Floats