Today's Specials.

App:
Sweat-Stained Nacho Hat
Soup:
Hot and Sour
Salad:
Extra-Boiled Sloppy Anglo-Noodle, in White Vinegar
Mains:
- Sky a l'Orange, with Brown Sauce
- Grits-Breaded Smog Alert Chicken, BBQ'd Cancer-Black
Dessert:
Chocolate Volcano

Today's Specials.

App:
War on Terror Sticks, w/Ranch Dip
Soup:
Executive Branches Embroiled in Controversial Broth
Salad:
Warrantless Wiretaps Dressed in Unjustified Illegality
Mains:
- Backboneless Media Flank, Marinated in Limp Chicken
- Imperialistic Bombast Wrapped in Delicate Democratic Freedom Justification
Dessert:
Impeachment Pie

Today's Specials.

App:
Turkey Squirts, on Fancy Toasts
Soup:
Terror-iffic Sheep Consummee
Salad:
A Selection of Midnight Meadow Greens
Mains:
- Beef Tenderloin, Gently Tipped onto a Flame

- Sudden Death Turkey, served with a Bloodcurdling Shriek
Dessert:

Evil Fudge Sundaes

Today's Specials.

App:

Mushroom Caps, Stuffed w/ an Itchy, Burning Sensation

Soup:

Cream of Mushroom

Salad:

Wild Mushroom in Herb Vinegar Dressing

Mains:

- Black Angus Striploin, au jus, topped in Pan Seared Mushrooms and Shallot Melange

- Ravioli, Stuffed with Portabello and Oyster Mushroom Ragout

Dessert:

Truffles

Today's Specials.

App:

Bubbled Cheese w/Fresh Bread

Soup:

Carbonated Chicken Consomme

Salad:

Swirls of Colourful Spring Vegetables, Floating Just Above the Plate

Mains:

- Bubblin' Hot Fresh Tuna Melt, on Home Made Loaf

- Sausage Balls, Boiled, then Stewed, in a Zesty Tomato Gravy, Served over Noodled Rice

Dessert:

Tapioca Pie

Today's Specials.

App:
8:30-8:45 - attempt to catch up on emails
Soup:
9:45-10:00 - Break (hope the elevator isn't too busy)
Salad:
11:30-12:15 - listen is disbelief to a story of remarkable idiocy
Mains:
1:00-1:30 - lunch = cold cut sandwich, yogurt, fruit
2:00-2:10 - cram in some slacking
Dessert:
5:05 - heading towards subway, probably smoking

Today's Specials.

App:
Sweatpants, under Glass
Soup:
Mint-a-strone
Salad:
A Lettuce Bouquet Served in a Drizzle of Love
Mains:
- Vintage PanAm Airline Meal, circa 1963
- Do-It-Yourself Bucket'o'Crabs w/Pot'o'Boiling Water, Hammer
Dessert:
Cadbury Mini-Egg Pie