Today's Specials

App:
Dumplings Stuffed With Listed Items
Soup:
Stewed Sundries
Salad:
Freshly Clipped Coupons in Thrifty Dressing
Mains:
- Club-Packed Chicken Cordon Bleu, served with Presidentially Chosen Sides
- A Medley of Tinned Preserves, Sprinkled in a Melange of Aisle-5 Spices
Dessert:
Assortment of Wobbly Wheels of Cheese