Today's Specials.

App:
Sweatpants, under Glass
Soup:
Mint-a-strone
Salad:
A Lettuce Bouquet Served in a Drizzle of Love
Mains:
- Vintage PanAm Airline Meal, circa 1963
- Do-It-Yourself Bucket'o'Crabs w/Pot'o'Boiling Water, Hammer
Dessert:
Cadbury Mini-Egg Pie