Today's Specials.

App:

Mushroom Caps, Stuffed w/ an Itchy, Burning Sensation

Soup:

Cream of Mushroom

Salad:

Wild Mushroom in Herb Vinegar Dressing

Mains:

- Black Angus Striploin, au jus, topped in Pan Seared Mushrooms and Shallot Melange

- Ravioli, Stuffed with Portabello and Oyster Mushroom Ragout

Dessert:

Truffles

Today's Specials.

App:

Bubbled Cheese w/Fresh Bread

Soup:

Carbonated Chicken Consomme

Salad:

Swirls of Colourful Spring Vegetables, Floating Just Above the Plate

Mains:

- Bubblin' Hot Fresh Tuna Melt, on Home Made Loaf

- Sausage Balls, Boiled, then Stewed, in a Zesty Tomato Gravy, Served over Noodled Rice

Dessert:

Tapioca Pie

Today's Specials.

App:
8:30-8:45 - attempt to catch up on emails
Soup:
9:45-10:00 - Break (hope the elevator isn't too busy)
Salad:
11:30-12:15 - listen is disbelief to a story of remarkable idiocy
Mains:
1:00-1:30 - lunch = cold cut sandwich, yogurt, fruit
2:00-2:10 - cram in some slacking
Dessert:
5:05 - heading towards subway, probably smoking

Today's Specials.

App:
Sweatpants, under Glass
Soup:
Mint-a-strone
Salad:
A Lettuce Bouquet Served in a Drizzle of Love
Mains:
- Vintage PanAm Airline Meal, circa 1963
- Do-It-Yourself Bucket'o'Crabs w/Pot'o'Boiling Water, Hammer
Dessert:
Cadbury Mini-Egg Pie