Today's Specials.

App:
Non-Confidence Rolled in Puff Pastry
Soup:

Oriental Pork Cup-A-Soup, Microwaved in Federal Leadership Campaign Bus
Salad:

Does Whiskey Count as Salad?
Mains:

- Promise-Rubbed, Tax-Cut Steaks

- Media-Blackened Hyperbole, served on a Party Platform
Dessert:

Slice of Minority Pie