Today's Specials.

App:

Bite Me!

Soup:

Bite Noodles, in Broth!

Salad:

Bite Lettuce, w/Balsamic!

Mains:

- Bite Steak!

- Bite Chicken Supreme!

Dessert:

Bite Cake!

Today's Specials.

App:

PowerGyoza

Soup:

PowerClam Chowder

Salad:

PowerCaesar

Mains:

-1" PowerBeef Lointop, w/RAM Fries

- Chicken PowerSchnitzel w/Wireless WiFries

Dessert:

PowerPie a la Modem

Today's Specials.

App:
Non-Confidence Rolled in Puff Pastry
Soup:

Oriental Pork Cup-A-Soup, Microwaved in Federal Leadership Campaign Bus
Salad:

Does Whiskey Count as Salad?
Mains:

- Promise-Rubbed, Tax-Cut Steaks

- Media-Blackened Hyperbole, served on a Party Platform
Dessert:

Slice of Minority Pie

Today's Specials.

App:
Swedish Meatballs `Entombed' in Savoury Sauce
Soup:
A Broth of Gnawed Limbs, Garnished w/Fresh Brains
Salad:
3-Peasant
Mains:
- Rack of Unholy Army of the Undead, in Cajun Spices
- Manic-otti
Dessert:
Lady Zombie Fingers

Today's Specials.

App:

Rum & Crack'ers

Soup:

Rum & Crack Alphabet

Salad:

Rum & Crack Exotic Fruit

Mains:

- Rum & Crack in a Dirty Highball Glass

- Rum & Crack Stuffed Duck Confit

Dessert:

Rum & Crack Balls

Today's Specials.

App:

Alan Alda Tempura

Soup:

Hot and Sour Alan Alda

Salad:

A Medley of Alan Alda, in Alda-Mustard Dressing

Mains:

- Pan-Seared Alan Alda, w/Garlic M*A*S*H'ed Potatoes

- Alan Alda Pizza

Dessert:

Death by Alan Alda

Today's Specials.

App:
iPod Nano Poppers
Soup:
Lack of Internet Surprise
Salad:
GameCubed Potato
Mains:
- iBook, Under Glass
- Veal Sandwiches
Dessert:
Ice Cream Cake