Today's Specials.

App:
An Absence of Staff
Soup:
Frustration Infused w/ Long Wait Times
Salad:
"I'm Too Busy to do My Job" Bitter Greens Served on a Bed of Flash-Fried Asshole
Mains:
- Crock Pot Chicken, Spiced with Jerk
- Battered Pan-Fried Stinkfish
Dessert:
Seasonal Steamed Pudding