Today's Specials

App:
Chunks of Coal
Soup:
Hearty Venison Stew
Salad:
Fresh Mistletoe in Smooch UnDressing
Mains:
- Family-Gathering Yin-Yang Veal, Marinated in a Heady Mix of Both Love and Anger
- Turkey, Stuffed with Pharmacy-Purchased Chocolates, Wrapped in Xmas Cookies, Served with a Box of Wine and Pack of Marlies
Dessert:
Bowl Full of Jelly

Today's Specials.

App:

Christmassed Meatballs

Soup:

Rum'n'Eggnog Noodle

Salad:

Gleefully Shredded Wrappings

Mains:

- Festive Fajitas

- Sirloin of Santa, Cajun-Style

Dessert:

Iced Cream in Edible Stocking

Today's Specials.

App:

Mini Suspension Springrolls

Soup:

Cream of Suspension

Salad:

Field Suspensions in Oil and Vinegar

Mains:

- Suspension Skewers w/ Peanut Sauce

- Tortilla Wrapped Tex-Mex Suspension w/ Salsa Dip

Dessert:

Suspension Cheesecake

Today's Specials

App:
Cleaning Skewers
Soup:
Cleaning Noodle
Salad:
Ceasar, with Fresh Lemon and Home-made Cleanings
Mains:

- Cleaning Chop w/ Selection of Fresh Cleanings

- Cleaninged Rosemary Chicken
Dessert:

Cleaning a la Mode

Today's Specials.

App:
An Internet Flirtation
Soup:
Pheromone Delight
Salad:
Giggly Bedtime
Mains:
- Hot, Spicy Romanced Tilapia
- Slow-cooked Love Chops, Living in Sin
Dessert:
Cupcakes

Today's Specials

App:

Moxie Wraps

Soup:

Desert Island Chowder

Salad:

Cobb, Served in Gorilla Paw

Mains:

- Blockbuster Homage Cheese Manicotti

- Metaphorical Subtext 9-Layer Lasagne

Dessert:

Funky Monkey Sundaes

Today's Specials

App:

Dark-Grey Storm Cloud Mini-Quiches

Soup:

Salted Slush, Served Splattered on Pants

Salad:

An Arrangement of Single, Lost Gloves

Mains:

- Avalanche of Beef

- Howling Winds, Lowered Visibility

Dessert:

Snow Cones

Today's Specials.

App:
An Absence of Staff
Soup:
Frustration Infused w/ Long Wait Times
Salad:
"I'm Too Busy to do My Job" Bitter Greens Served on a Bed of Flash-Fried Asshole
Mains:
- Crock Pot Chicken, Spiced with Jerk
- Battered Pan-Fried Stinkfish
Dessert:
Seasonal Steamed Pudding

Today's Specials

App:
Day Off Sticks w/ a Lazy Morning Salsa
Soup:
House Chore-der
Salad:
Specially Selected Presents, Carefully Hidden
Mains:
- SUVs, Stuffed Creatively into Yorkdale Parking
- Purchases on Credit, Boiled in a Sea of Humanity
Dessert:
Pot'O'Gold

Today's Specials

App:

Rosettes
Soup:

Buttercream
Salad:
3-Tier
Mains:
- Elegantly Decorated Square
- Elaborately Decorated Pillar
Dessert:
Cake

Today's Specials

App:
Smoked Sore Trout
Soup:
Hot and Sour
Salad:
Draggy 3-Bean
Mains:
- Mucus-filled Sinus Tubes in a Kleenex Gravy
- Orange Juice Marinated in Orange Juice, Served in an Orange
Dessert:
Sweet Sleep

Today's Specials

App:
That Time of Year Again Cheesesticks
Soup:
Egg Nog Noodle
Salad:
Cavalcade of Holiday Gatherings
Mains
- Drunken Chit Chat Chili
- Homestyle Reindeer Sweater Steaks
Dessert:
Candied Canes

Today's Specials

App:
Sexy Assistant's Over-Styled Hairdo
Soup:
Fog of Chanel
Salad:
Exclusively, and Only Half
Main:
- Mini-Skirted Leg of Lamb
- Hoochied Striploin in Saucy Rejoinders
Dessert:

Caramel Manolos