Today's Specials.

App:
Sweat-Stained Nacho Hat
Soup:
Hot and Sour
Salad:
Extra-Boiled Sloppy Anglo-Noodle, in White Vinegar
Mains:
- Sky a l'Orange, with Brown Sauce
- Grits-Breaded Smog Alert Chicken, BBQ'd Cancer-Black
Dessert:
Chocolate Volcano

Today's Specials.

App:
War on Terror Sticks, w/Ranch Dip
Soup:
Executive Branches Embroiled in Controversial Broth
Salad:
Warrantless Wiretaps Dressed in Unjustified Illegality
Mains:
- Backboneless Media Flank, Marinated in Limp Chicken
- Imperialistic Bombast Wrapped in Delicate Democratic Freedom Justification
Dessert:
Impeachment Pie